Well, most of you know my somewhat demented love for movies, and since nearly one out of every three posts on here is about a movie, I figured it was due time for another -- and I reckon, I'll do a write up about the five fictional movie characters I would chat with if I ever had the chance.

1. Indiana Jones
I mean, c'mon, this one is obvious. First off, we have a lot in common. He likes history a lot; I'm going to be a history teacher. He's smooth and witty; I like to pretend I am. He has brown hair; I have brown hair... so, uh, yeah, that's why he gets numero uno.

2. Yoda
You want to know the answer just as much as I do -- do I have the potential to be a great Jedi warrior? I'm pretty sure I do. I've played a lot of Star Wars video games, and the lightsaber wielding comes to me naturally. I can also move stuff with my mind.

3. Raymond Babbit
You know, the Rain Man himself. I could listen to him recite that Abbott and Costello act for hours on end, plus, I would like to talk to him in a casino, where he could count cards for me, and I could make a *bleep*load of money off him. True story: I met, talked to, and shook hands with Kim Peek, the man who inspired Raymond Babbit and the movie Rain Man. So, why would I want to meet Raymond Babbit when I've already met the real one? Because he's not Dustin Hoffman."



Make sure to leave the three that you would want to talk to in the comments.

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